There are two kinds of funds in the world: frozen and liquid. In an economy like this, it’s hard to find the right balance. Lucky for you, we’ve got it all worked out for you this week.

Put a freeze on your urge to splurge and go for a gourmet treat at Meltdown Popsicles, the new gourmet ‘sicle shop in the Quarter that’s serving up frozen inventions like Vietnamese Coffee, Chocolate Wasabi and White Chocolate w/Tangerines. For just $3, you’ll get plenty of low-budget licks.

Afterwards, head over to The Prytania Theatre this Friday, September 11th or Saturday, September 12th, for a midnight viewing of The Big Lebowski. The plush red velvet seats will be the perfect compliment to your bottom line. Liquidate your assets beforehand by filling up on economically-responsible, homemade Kicked Up White Russian Milkshakes.

Insider tip: It’s a wise investment to have a meltdown.