It’s not even kind of funny that you haven’t started your holiday shopping…

Pretty Up Your Pine
For your tree or your packages, fab jewelry designer Marion Cage has created Holiday Lace, a limited edition collection of etched stainless steel holiday ornaments in three designs. $18 each, $45 for a set of three. More.

Who’s Who in “I Do”
Wednesday, December 14, 5 – 8 p.m.
Etiquette Expert Lizzie Post (a la Emily Post) and over 150 local wedding vendors will be yours for the bridal browsing at the Marriott New Orleans. Tickets for this bridal extravaganza are $10 in advance and $15 at the door, or FREE when you bring a canned good. More.

Shopping La Vida Local
Thursday, December 15, 6 -10 p.m.
Score a sleigh full of homespun goodies from the Craft Mafia at the Big Top Gallery. More.

100 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall
Friday, December 16, at 10 a.m. – Saturday, December 17, at 5 p.m.
Celebrate NOMA’s 100th Birthday with 31 hours of non-stop music, activities, exhibition walk-throughs and more. FREE. More.

These Shoes Were Meant For Buying
Saturday, December 17, 5 – 10 p.m.
NOLA is the final stop on the 15 city road trip for Nisolo, the fashion-forward men’s and women’s shoes (pictured) made by impoverished workers in Peru. Check out the foot candy at a private trunk show at 3110 Nashville Ave. (map). More.

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